No Interest

I'm not getting into a long drawn out reason as to why traffic cops are clowns, so please just accept it. They are clowns.

But I will tell you why I dislike meetings - other people. Yes, other people. I believe that meetings would be a lot more productive and enjoyable if only one person was invited. There would be no questions, no debates, and no disagreements. You would be finished and checking your e-mail in no time at all. You would be able to control when the meeting is scheduled for - no more 07h00 Monday meetings.
This whole idea does rely on the fact that the person in the meeting does not have bipolar disorder.